Letra Proud t o be a banker The Arrogant Worms

Proud t o be a banker

Im proud to be a banker
Im proud to be a banker
Im proud to be a banker
cause I get to play with other peoples money

Im having a lousy day
I burned my toast and spilled my coffee
On my best shirt. so I had to change and then
Im late for work. so I rush into the meeting
Where they are discussing what my future in the corporation is
And I dont really give a damn
But I dont have another job
And so I lie and say

Im proud to be a banker
Im proud to be a banker
Im proud to be a banker
cause I get to talk to stimulating people

I open up my mail
Hoping that its not a bill but its from the bank
Saying that I have only 20 hours to go
To contribute to my rrsp for this tax year
So I run down to the bank but theres a 20-mile lineup
And Im yelling and Im screaming
And Im not wearing any pants ah ah ah ah ahhhhh

Im proud to be a banker
Im proud to be a banker
Im proud to be a banker
cause I get to screw with other peoples lives

I took out 40 bucks
From the automatic teller. it told me
That I couldnt cause I just had 10
But that cant be cause I just got paid on friday
So I go down to the bank, wait an hour in the lineup
And Im talking to the teller
She says wait Ill get your last months statement
She comes back in 7 hours
Says Ive got some interest charges and a cheque from uncle bill
That bounced and so theyll have to charge me 40 bucks for that
And for the box I never opened and I dont have overdraft protection
And I think Ill die before I pay off all that I owe and I dont even
Own a car

Im pleased to be a banker
Im proud to be a banker
Im pleased to be a banker
cause I get to play with other peoples money

(hes a banker)
Would you please endorse this cheque?
(hes a banker)
Do you have any assets?
(hes a banker)
You should buy you shouldnt rent
(hes a banker)
The cheque will cost you fifty cents
(it will cost you fifty cents)
(hes a banker and he says
That it will cost you fifty cents
Hes a banker and he says
That it will cost you fifty cents)
(it will cost you fifty cents)