Letra Number 1 fan Eminem

Number 1 fan

scribbled letter*
step back slim betta watch ureself
im one of them kids that stole the AK from ure shelf
hey yo look wut ive got its a gun in my hand
better drop down and start givin me head
wait fuck that id rather have ure wife
jeapordize ure whole family including ure life
if u even try to use the phone itll go off
explosives surrounding ure whole place, that means to back off
hold hailie hostage and throw her in a cage
once ure done readin this line itll be the end of the page

*chorus*
hey slim im out to get u
marshall and andre
ure worse than the owner of the campus crew
nobodies said it but u know that its true
its like im from eiffel 65 except only my blood is blue

*scribbled letter 2*
hey there eminem
or wutever u wanna be called
i think ure secretely ken kaniff
and u like many men
ure a bitch rapper and u shouldnt have ure own label
just cuz u grew up black doesnt mean u need to steal our paper
i should detonate them explosives ive got hidden around ure home
but little motherfucker im on a sadistic psycho roll
well this is wut u get when u mess with a guy like me
dont write me back y!, do u think im just some dead beat
well ull be the dead one soon enough for not responding
and ill be happily enjoying life drinkin a little cup of coffee

*chorus*
hey slim im out to get u
marshall and andre
ure worse than the owner of the campus crew
nobodies said it but u know that its true
its like im from eiffel 65 except only my blood is blue

*home taped showing mans face with mask on*
i warned u motherfucker, i told u to respond
wait no i didnt, i just told u that i was armed
meh, oh well, wut u gonna do
ure locked up in ure house and when i kill u ure blood will stay blue
itll kill u so fast that ull feel vibrations for 20 miles past
*fart noise* oh sorry about that but at least u cant smell the gas i just passed
*knock on door* hey whos that, gimme a sec and ill be right back
*taken by the FBI and layed onto the lethal injection table*
*man asks* any last words?
*still taping* hey marshall guess when ure house is gonna blow
thats right, it goes off when i go
when my blood goes cold and my heartbeat stops
ure roof will go pump and on ure table blood drops
oh by the way shady im ure number 1 fan
i cant have anyone else take u so were both gonna die man
*stabbed with needles and killed*