Letra Let's go bowling The Arrogant Worms

Let's go bowling

Well grab your shoes, and grab your balls
And lets head to those heavenly halls
Sit on down and grab a beer
Because bowling time is pretty near
Tortured men forget their pain
When they head to the bowling lane

Lets go bowling
Lets go bowling, got a coupon
Lets go bowling, for a free game
Lets go bowling
Lets go bowling, lets go bowling
Lets do it now

Because wrestlemanias fine by me
Monster trucks are a sight to see
A cultured like thats nice and all
But there aint nothing better than a bowling ball
You know the sport that God would choose
Is the one with the three-tone leather-sole shoes

Lets go bowling
Lets go bowling, got a coupon
Lets go bowling, from a juice can
Lets go bowling
Lets go bowling, lets go bowling
Lets do it now

Yes bowling! the sport of kings! the sport of queens!
The sport of dukes... earls... moes... johns... anything that
Looks good when its embroidered on a polyester shirt.
And you know, bowling takes on this almost religious
Significance because its so much like a religion.
I mean the ball is round, like the earth, and its got
The holy trinity: the father, the son, and the...
Thumbhole. and as you roll the ball down the alley of
Life, striking out the pagan religions of the past, sparing them the
Anguish of their lives in the gutter, framing their existence in an
Eternal metaphysicalness something like the 7-10 split!

Well be bowling in moosejaw (yeah, yeah)
Well be bowling in hickton (yeah, yeah)
Well be bowling in gander (yeah, yeah)
And in the kingston township (yeah, yeah)
Well be bowling vancouver, bowling saskatoon
Someday theyll even be bowling on the moon
I said yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Lets go bowling
Lets go bowling, got a coupon
Lets go bowling, for free shoes
Lets go bowling
Lets go bowling, lets go bowling
Lets do it now